HEY YOU! Yeah YOU! I am talking to you through this newspaper(Not really). Continuing with what I said earlier, this is a newspaper on COMEDY(Obviously), the magical world of laughter and strange people who go crazy every 10 minutes. If you know what I am talking about, I am talking about CHILDREN. Children of all ages talk crazy about experiences, so I want to bring the fun to the public. Now, everyone can share a laugh, or a bunch of laughter for about 5 minutes straight! (CAUTION: Don’t actually do it, or you will die from laughter!)

    Now let’s talk about some people I know. You have already heard of her, but it’s my sister, a crazy 11-year-old girl who makes the most odd faces and the most awkward voice. Then there’s another that has bizarre stories,YOUR FRIENDS, or the people you know in your life(OR LIVES! You never know!). Also my friends, people with the craziest stories(MAYBE! Sometimes I'm just... eh… forget it). Let us read on and laugh hysterically.
   
    You hear your insane friend laughing in the distance then BOOM. An enormous orange panda comes from behind you going “WEEWOO WEEWOO. Your pizza’s here.” This here, is a funny, made-up experience. Now children, calm down and don’t go mad.

    Here are two experiences from Angela. “I heard my cousin go into the bathroom and I began to hear him singing We are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift… He was a five year old. Now here’s the second one.  I was spending the night at my cousins house and I woke up on the other side of the bed. My aunt told me that my cousin peed on the bed and she moved me out of the bed because she doesn’t want me near the pee. My cousin was a six year old girl, and it was weird for her age…”
    This was funny, but don’t go just yet!(Well, you can if this is boring, I excuse you!). I have more in stock but its in a form called pictures and videos. Cool right? This will just be even funnier! ALSO, do not make fun of the people in here because they are in here for YOUR entertainment!